• Jessica Alba tells Self magazine she has cellulite and saggy boobs after being pregnant but loves them because daughter Honor is the best. Um, what cellulite and saggy boobs?
• Ashley Greene refuses to cover up her nipples with real fabric for whatever reason—it's all body paint and sheer bras with this girl.
• On the February W cover, it looks like Rihanna is slowly transforming into Real Housewives of Atlanta's NeNe.
• Fox News commenter Sarah Palin pimped out her son, daughter and grandson all for a cover of the most elegant of weekly magazines.
• Britney's boys, along with K-Fed, star in one of the best "celebrity kids play at the park" paparazzi photo-ops we've ever seen.
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Paris Hilton loves animals. We know because her shirt says so in our Big Pic gallery.