What would life be without a constant onslaught of salacious Tiger Woods news? A mind-numbing dribble of Richard Heene updates, that's what.
Thankfully, our demanding brains can continue to remain robust and agile due to the diligent reporting of Entertainment Tonight. So don't worry about the Tiger tap running dry; even when there's no story, ET simply makes one up.
If that's got your mouth watering, your loyal TV pal Joel McHale has even more on the menu for tonight's new Soup at 10 ET/PT.