Batten down the hatches! There was a big mess blowing at the Jersey Shore as the riled-up housemates went to war with boardwalk fun-seekers on last night's episode.
See, Mike "The Situation" invites three "zoo creatures" to the house in an attempt to seduce, er "choke," one of them. When he asks Snooki to send the two unwanted "hippos" packing, things get ugly.
Worst of all, according to Snooks, they "don't even look Italian."
Gee, they sure sound Italian.
Oh, it gets better! See the Jersey Shore Hits Hollywood gallery.