The press can't get enough of Tiger Woods' shocking behavior.
His dark, hidden cravings, the ones that sparked a tragic fall from grace as the sports world's ultimate role model to an allegedly lust-driven philanderer.
But still, during Entertainment Tonight's crack reporting of Vanity Fair's crack reporting on the latest Woods update, it's astonishing that ET "special correspondent" Diane Dimond failed to notice a real super hero.
Getting a cab.