15 Funny Seconds with Kathy Griffin
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No, she's not a movie star. But nobody knows how to cut through the crap like Kathy Griffin. So, if you see her in your neighborhood, you totally invade her space and ask her a zillion questions. At least, that's what I do.
What are you more psyched to see, Georgia Rule or Spider-Man 3?
What's Georgia Rule?
The Lindsay Lohan movie! With Jane Fonda!
Oh, the Lindsay Lohan movie. I'm excited to see her do anything. I'm excited to see her go to the grocery store. I like that she goes herself. Can't she get her mother to go?
Agreed!
It's the same with Britney Spears. Why do I see her in the Mayfair? I'm too famous to go to the Mayfair. What the hell is Britney doing in the water aisle?
What movie stars are really getting to you these days?
Oh, man. All of them. I'm superobsessed with the whole Alec Baldwin thing.
Team Alec or Team Kim?
Oh, God. You know, it's hard, because I like Alec Baldwin as an activist and I like that he's pretty smart. I just think that he shouldn't have had a kid. I think he should have just been a playboy, who just was, like, banging one hot model after another. Like me, I hate kids. So I know not to have any, because I would ignore them and be really nasty and leave, like, really nasty messages on their machine.
And give them porno movies.
And give them porn. So, yeah, I'm obsessed with him. Anyone in rehab is fun. I enjoy the rehab.
Okay, I loved that video you had in your stand-up act, with Julia Roberts hanging out with Native Americans on a ranch. You see any good underground movies like that lately?
I love anything where they're taking themselves too seriously. Ewan McGregor loves to, like, go to the jungle and act all tough and badass while everyone else saves his ass and takes him out in a gurney. Like, I love anything when an A-lister puts themselves in Outer Mongolia.
Amen!





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