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Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner Poetically Part

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We don't want to believe it, but Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner are dunzo.

The same-named duo "decided they were better as friends," a source tells Us Weekly. Apparently the 20-year-old songbird and 17-year-old heartthrob had "no chemistry."

We haven't heard back from their respective reps yet, so we'll just agree to disagree and share our very special "Ode to Tay-Squared..."

Farewell dear Valentine's Day
That was the love of Tay and Tay.
The Lautner and the Swift
Hath set romance adrift
And sad songs we must play.

Gone is the teenaged love
Sent from heaven above
No more hockey dates
Or yogurt topping debates—
They failed when push came to shove.

Saturday Night Live admissions
Have gone into remission
The New Moon is dawning
And "Juliet" is yawning
Our Celeb Splits gallery has one more addition.

Swift may catch Kanye
And Jacob may find a shirt
But we'll be weeping—not saying yippee-ki-yay
Until they find someone else with whom to flirt.

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Something tells us Taylor Lautner falls into the friend zone rather easily...We're just sayin'.

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