While most of the nation's midsection from Dallas to Duluth is just starting to shovel out from that whole "Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow" thing, it's important to remember that it could always be worse. Like if you were runaround running-joke Tiger Woods. Or jailed-and-released Charlie Sheen. Instead of holiday cheer, they're stuck with holiday jeers.
But take the poll below to let us know who is at rock bottom, Charlie or Tiger? Or. if you think some other celeb had it worse, give us your write-in vote in the comments section.
Not every star had a bad holiday, however, as you can see in our Santa's Helpers gallery.