While other late-night hosts have had a week's head start on the topical trainwreck, Letterman was stuck in repeats until last night, but the Late Show host wasted no time in teeing up a few choice digs.
"Boy, it looks like that Tiger Woods is having some trouble," Letterman tentatively began, before launching into the heart of the potentially hypocritical matter. "You know, I was thinking if this thing happened three months ago, I'd have material for a year."
"President Obama is sending troops to Afghanistan. Hell, he oughta be sending them to Tiger Woods' house."
However, he saved the best (and most self-aware) for last: "I wish he would stop calling me for advice."
But that didn't stop Letterman from dishing some out...