Who is David Kirsch?
If you happen to be attached to a tired, sagging booty, Mr. Kirsch is a worthy man to know.
For he is the Master of the Ass. He will tell you this.
Luckily, he was on hand behind the scenes—and we do mean behind—at the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, where apparently one of the biggest secrets was that these stunning VS models had less than exquisite derriers.
At least according to the elevated holy scrutiny of the Master himself.