How the mighty have fallen—at least for a night.
We know Brad's been sporting this grimy growth for some time (no, that's not a cryptic play on words saying that Angelina's a beard or anything). But it's really making B.P. look like a ratty-ass mess, not the sexy father-of-six mess like we've gotten used to.
This is a stud who can usually pull off any look, but his BFF George Clooney, only a few movie-star miles away, seems to have a far better handle on aging. Why's that? No kiddies to wrangle, just temp girlfriends?
Or is Angie's mystery diet taking a toll on the once always-doable hunk?
Even though Jolie's covered herself pretty well in an eye-hurting yellow silk blouse, we think she's looking slightly healthier in her face, don't you?
Hard to tell, 'cause she looks way tired, but we'll give her the benefit of the doubt. After all, she was at a restaurant. Let's just hope she friggin' ate something!
Really though, Brad and Angie are the closest thing we have nowadays to a real superstar power couple—we just want them to look the part, already.
Sure, for us regular folks, A & B don't look so bad, but we know the sexy duo can do so much better than this.
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