Fox News isn't usually a celeb's go-to place to discuss her too-graphic-for-TheDirty.com sex tape.
But Carrie Prejean has a big ol' fan in Sean Hannity, so why not?
Calling it the "biggest mistake" of her life, the deposed beauty queen tried to set the record straight about a video she says she shot of herself and sent to a boyfriend when she was a teenager.
"All by myself, I was sending a boyfriend at the time, who I loved and cared about, a video of me," she said tonight on Hannity.
"Never did I think it would ever come out. But it was bad judgment. It's embarrassing. It's humiliating to be talking about this on national TV, if you can imagine. "
And do you know what Hannity, who wrote the forward for Prejean's memoir, Still Standing, said?
"It would be really embarrassing if it was me," he said, doing his best to distract us from Prejean's error in judgment by planting a far more disturbing idea in our heads.
"When you're young, you think, This is the one," Prejean continued, explaining the circumstances in which she thought her home-movie experiment might be a good idea. "Never did I think it would come and just slap me right in the face."
The tape in question was shopped around several months ago with a $10,000 price tag, but site after site turned it down. (Of course, maybe that's because, according to Prejean, there was no sex in it, and topless pictures of her hit the Internet early this year.)
Its existence didn't become publicly known until last week, when Prejean and the Miss California USA organization suddenly settled their dueling lawsuits over bad blood and boob-job money.
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