Paris Hilton on Burglary Ring: "A Bunch of Dirty Rotten Thieves"

The heiress sounds off on the jewelry thieves who nabbed $2 million worth of her bling

So Lindsay Lohan finds answering questions about the Hollywood Burglar Bunch awkward (although it's way more awkward watching her be all awkward about it), but Paris Hilton has no problem talking about the sticky-fingered teens.

"They're a bunch of dirty rotten thieves," Paris said last night as she left West Hollywood restaurant Philippe.

The heiress had about $2 million in jewelry stolen by the student burglary ring, most of which has been returned. But still, Paris admits she would much rather hang out with the Brady Bunch than the Burglar Bunch...duh. Great question, paparazzi man.