"That guy from TMZ."
—Sassed the über-adorable Joey McIntyre, when we asked him at a recent H'wood fete who would be the scariest celeb to dress as for Halloween.
Now "that guy from TMZ" would be Harvey Levin, folks, screeching gossip at you from your boob tube, too. Interesting J. didn't say Perez—or maybe Joey Mac doesn't wanna get on Hilton's crap list?
Personally, I'd be honored! Anyone wanna go as Ted Casablanca for Halloween? Send us your best pic and we just might post it. Double points if ya get two friends to dress up as robsten and follow them around all night!