Natalie Portman doesn't eat meat, but she likes salty talk.
Seriously. Watch the clip.
In an excellent switcheroo, the cheftestants are invited to cook at Tom Colicchio's Las Vegas steakhouse, only to find that they must prepare a vegetarian meal for Portman, her friends and host Padma Lakshmi, who tops herself in the "silly things Padma says" category this episode.
Remember Portman is seriously vegetarian. This serious. Still, check out what happens when Star Wars' Padmé meets Padma and the judges' critique starts sounding like dialogue from a soft-porn movie.
Trust us, something nasty starts up at the table—and for once it's not the food.
Need more vegetarian fare? Sample the good-looking gourds in our Pumpkin Pickin' Time gallery.