A-Team Promo

20th Century Fox

Do they make the grade?

In the upcoming big-screen reboot of The A-Team, it's not just the old van that's getting upgraded.

Playing falsely accused Iraq war vets on the run, Bradley Cooper and Liam Neeson join forces with District 9's Sharlto Copley and mixed martial artist Quinton "Rampage" Jackson, who takes on the role originally played by the one and only Mr. T.

We planned to pity the fool who tried to replace Mr. T, before realizing Rampage could probably unleash a death kick through the Internet. So let's just say we think he's gonna win an Oscar and leave it at that. Make that three Oscars and a Jean Hersholt Humanitarian Award. Gulp.

Besides looking like they're being a bit literal with the remake—including everything from the Mohawk to Hannibal's cigars—our only beef is that Jessica Biel, who plays the officer tasked with catching these guys, ought to be in the photo, don't you think?


What other movies are we jonesing for? Check our our Movies From the Future gallery—if you dare!

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