Just because lawyers and arbitrators are trying to quiet Jon and Kate Gosselin doesn't mean the mudslinging has come to a close.
That's what instigating former flames are for.
Stephanie Santoro, the 23-year-old nanny and rumored Jon conquest, told Radar Online that the octodad confessed to her that he hacked into Kate's phone, email and online bank accounts.
Apparently, he's some sort of mad genius and we didn't even know it.
"Jon told me that he pretty much hacked into everything of Kate's that he had access to," she said. "Her online banking, that he had a trace on every single one of her emails so anytime she would get an email he would get a copy of it…He said that he had enough there that when the ball dropped he had enough to completely screw her over with everything."
From the looks of the official statement sent to E! News, Kate and her council aren't sure what to make of Stephanie's allegations.
"Kate Gosselin has heard the allegations made by Stephanie Santoro that Jon Gosselin 'hacked' into her emails, phone, and online accounts, and she is profoundly disturbed by them," it reads. "Under the circumstances, Ms. Gosselin is carefully considering all of her legal options regarding this matter, and she will pursue them if and when the time is right."
Perhaps those well-documented spelling errors were all a dingbat disguise.