People's Special New Moon Collector's Edition Extravaganza Party Issue is mostly about the upcoming film, but they do manage to sneak in a little Robsten fanfic. How could they not?
Meanwhile, OK! isn't ashamed to let all their Robsten fanfic hang out right there on the cover. "All the intimate details about our life at home," the headline reads. Yes, this is first-person, like Rob and Kristen are really saying this. And, no, the magazine never talks to them.
So whose fanfic about the maybe lovers is best?
For their Robsten article, People largely repurposes year-old unaccredited Entertainment Weekly and Comic-Con quotes to rehash the story of Rob and Kristen becoming a couple—even though the mag never legitimately confirms the union. And let's face it, their nonstory is pretty much common knowledge to anyone that reads our Awful Truth column:
Moving on to OK!: This is where things get fun, as the tabloid gets supercreative describing Rob and Kristen's "love nest" in the Sheraton Vancouver Wall Centre. Some of the more awesome made-up quotes:
The most believable part of the whole thing is that Rob loves Hot Pockets. He seems like a Hot Pockets sort of guy, but other than that, it's mostly just a fun read. We can't decide which is best: Kristen reading Virgil in front of the fireplace or the "ascended to their celestial nest" bit.
You know it's just a matter of time before OK! reveals how Rob and Kristen have shared their very special wedding plans.
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