That we actually can't answer, but Jimmy Fallon dressed as Billy Ray would win the rhyme-spittin' battle any day.
The Late Night host donned a wig and a pair of dungarees in an attempt to get Miley's former followers to support dear ol' dad.
"Hey there, America, let's make this clear / Miley might be gone, but I'm still here," he begins. "As long as my heart's still beatin' / I'm gonna be tweetin' / 'cause I got a full house like my name was Jodie Sweetin...Achy-Breaky Tweets!"
It's enough to make you click that "Follow" button...for Jimmy, at least.