We don't know if Sarah Silverman is starving for attention, but this is certainly one way to get it.
Clearly affected by the heart-wrenching, not to mention high-def, images of emaciated individuals that are constantly showing up on her 48-inch plasma TV, Sarah has come up with a proposition for the Pope: Sell the Vatican. Feed the world.
Simply put, the plan calls for the religious leader to take the money he could make off his home and use it to put food in the mouths of those in need…
"You preach to live humbly, and I totally agree. So now maybe it's time for you to move out of your house that is a city," she says. "On an ego level alone, you will be the biggest hero in the history of ever."
But she doesn't expect the Pontiff to give it all up for the sake of the hungry, suggesting that he keep just enough for himself to build a killer condo. Complete with a waterslide, of course.
Cool pool accessories aside, though, Sarah also mentions another particular perk to all this. And, well, let's just say she's not referring to kitty cats.
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