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Fashion Police: Jessica Alba, Unfantastic
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Hey, Jessica Alba, some have critiqued your inability to choose a decent script. Looks like you're having similar problems picking a decent outfit for Los Angeles living. Here are some helpful rules that can apply to both your cinematic craft and casual couture.
- Don't make it too complicated. No need to go for a layered performance. Just stick to your strongest assets. You don't have to wear four pairs of socks, nor do you need to dabble in "dialogue heavy" roles.
- Understand exposure. It can be tricky—much like the waistline of your goofy shorts. Keep a lower profile.
- In general, stay away from flashy diaper bags and Dane Cook movies, as both are filled with…well, you get it!
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OK, so Jessica's a mess-ica. Rate other A-list perps in our Fashion Police gallery!
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