Today as we were checking our top celebrity Twitters, we were shocked when we loaded @mileycyrus and the microblogging service informed us, "Sorry, that page doesn't exist!"
What! No more twittering from Miley Cyrus? What about her 2,119,677 followers? How will we know when she has strep throat? How will Lindsay Lohan invite Miley to her crappy fashion shows? Is Twitter really over for celebrities?
It appears the force behind this monumental decision is her Last Song costar and new boyfriend Liam Hemsworth. Her last tweet before signing off forever:
"FYI Liam doesn't have a twitter and he wants ME to delete mine with good reason."
After getting over the fact we are no longer privy to the oversharing of a 16-year-old, we started to realize this is definitely for the best...
Now, whenever she complains about her lack of privacy, we won't all roll our eyes like, "Well, stop sharing your private life with over 2 million strangers."
And we can't make fun of her for whatever pointless, misspelled mundane thought she's sending out into the world.
So good for Miley—girl's taking back her life. Of course, her presence is sorely missed in the Twitterverse as #mileycomeback is the No. 1 trending topic. But some decisions just aren't yours, twitterers.
Also while the Cyrus family is Twitter cleansing (matriarch Tish also quit), can they please do something about their 9-year-old, Noah Cyrus?
Before we let @mileycyrus go quietly into the Internet black hole, let's take a moment of silence and remember a few of her greatest hits:
(Originally published Oct. 8, 2009, at 10:40 a.m. PT.)
Since Miley's done with Twitter, it must be time to focus on her clothes. Check out her red carpet style in our Fashion Spotlight: Miley Cyrus gallery.