• Guy Ritchie is full of backhanded Madonna compliments in the November Esquire. "She's a manifester, if there ever was one," he says. "First-rate manifester. Madonna makes things happen. Put Madonna up against any 23-year-old, she'll outwork them, outdance them, outperform them. The woman is broad." And, of course, "I still love her. But she's retarded, too." That's sweet.
• Joe and Nick Jonas are planning the worst bachelor party ever for Kevin. "It will be good, clean fun," Nick says. Joe adds "It won't be in Vegas...We are thinking somewhere even cooler and better." Chuck E. Cheese!
• Roman Polanski tries to explain himself to Chris Hansen.