• Levi Johnston is still using his dumb, small-town-boy charm to stay in the spotlight. Here, he stars in a pistachio commercial about how he uses protection when eating nuts. Or something. It doesn't really make sense, they just wanted to get nuts and a condom reference in the commercial.
• Vivienne Jolie-Pitt, of the world famous Brangelina twins, has pierced ears. Somehow people will find a way to turn this into an Angelina-is-a-bad-mom thing, but really they need some way to tell those twins apart.
• Forbes is out with another list...must be Monday. Anyhoo, this one claims that Naomi Watts, Jennifer Connelly and Rachel McAdams provide more "bang for the buck" than Ms. Jolie or Jennifer Aniston. They said it, not us.
• Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart together! Running! On tape! Why does Twilight stuff always bring out the extra exclamation points in us?
• Just what we didn't need: another reason to kinda feel sorry for Jessica Simpson.
• Now Penélope Cruz has a rumored engagement to add to her rumored pregnancy. She will not be left alone until she makes some big life announcement.
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Hugh Jackman is being his usual World's Greatest Dad self in today's Big Pic.