BRAND NEW ON E!
With all the horny hotties running amok on True Blood, Twilight and the Vampire Diaries, there are too many (mostly) cute couples coming and going in the vamp universe nowadays—who can possibly keep them all straight, as it were?
Check out Awful's photographic roundup of all the superfine couples connected to today's popular vampire shows and flicks, and our personal take on whether they've got the goods to make their love immortal, vamp-style. (Too bad Buffy's not still on the air, or we'd include a happily pregnant Sarah Michelle Gellar and her longtime hubby, Freddie Prinze Jr., in our gallery, too.)
One thing irks us, though: Where the ef are our homo fangers? Is Terry Tush-Trade the only switch-hitter on a vamp show? We know for a fact there are more of you out there—come out of the friggin' coffin already!
Sink your teeth into the Vamp Lovers gallery, people.