You just don't mess with endearing and rabid-fan-based 19-year-old phenoms, m'kay?
But as long as Kanye West is crossing the line and going there, the ever-viral masses have released upon YouTube a 13-second (every one of them glorious) remix of the now roundly reviled hip-hop star's Beyoncé-favoring, Taylor Swift -deflating Video Music Award outburst.
This time, though, he doesn't go after America's sweetheart. He goes after America's president. As it happens, with perfect comedic timing.
Looks like even Barack Obama's on Team Taylor.
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