It never makes her look like the downtrodden victim of SamRo's abuse or whatever she's going for.
No, it makes her look crazy. Just try to make sense of any of this:
"can you make an attempt to not ruin ANYTHI...zG positive that i have FINALLY deserved just to cry myself to sleep with your cheats, errors, and thank you...for being a friend before a sell-out...the term "self out" was coined from ME and i gave them sooooooo much insight...For their not only COMPLETE, BUT SUBSTANISAN ***FRIENDS***********"
Who knows what any of that means.
All we do know is Lohan's superangry at SamRo and for some reason can't BBM her or call her or e-mail her, or just do anything that might be remotely private.
"I have never high fived Kristin Cavalari with my penis."
Yes, John's Twitter response is definitely better than any denial a rep would ever give. So we owe him a "well played." It always feel so wrong when he legitimately amuses us...
And that's it for today in Twitterland.
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