We love our Desperate-centric quizzes—those curvy gals can never keep themselves out of trouble for too long, just the way we like it in the gossip world!
But what we can't stand, ever, are stars being downright rude, something Shia LeBeouf's turned into a dayjob, basically. What DH doll's indulging in some naughty, uncouth behavior that has onlookers totally infuriated? Someone should really tell her that accessorizing an outfit with bad manners always turns out hideous!
Answer: Eva Longoria Parker!
Mucho partygoers complained at an Industry gathering for a good cause that Eva couldn't have been more of a pest. The doll was in a seriously foul mood the whole night, storming around the joint bitching 'bout how she was forced to be at this do-good shindig. "She seemed like the biggest diva, and had a deluded sense of entitlement," sassed an offended fellow soirée-goer.
Watch yourself Mrs. Parker, because you very well may be the next Nicollette Sheridan on Wisteria Lane, and we all know how well that worked out for her. Sheridan was notorious for being an on-set nuisance, but now that she's gone, it's only a matter of time before someone else steps up to her high-maintenance throne.
Just thinking back to all the crap Eva "had to have" for her over-hyped wedding, we can totally see this itty-bitty diva being the next trailer-swiping broad in T-town.
—Additional reporting by Taryn Ryder and Becky Bain