It doesn't take a publicist's statement to refute this tall tale. OK!'s new cover story does the leg work for us.
The article, however, says nearly nothing of the sort.
"If Kristen is looking for Rob, she'll say, 'Has anyone seen my husband?' " an insider supposedly tells the mag. "And Rob loves to say 'Have you met my lovely wife, Kristen?' It's cute. They're like a couple of love-struck teenagers."
Something tells us that being "like a couple of love-struck teenagers" has little in common with a pair about to exchange I-dos. "Spending nights together in Rob's suite" in Vancouver is hardly cohabitating, either.
Robsten fanggirls eventually will get their wish. (Spoiler alert!) Bella agrees to marry her favorite vamp in Eclipse, and they tie the knot in Breaking Dawn. But for now, we highly doubt reality is that close to fiction (especially with K.Stew in that lovely wig).