All right, so let's get to it. What is she saying today?
"Women hold the power because we have the vaginas," she tells October's Cosmo. "If you're in a heterosexual relationship and you're a female, you win."
She also pulls the ol' hot-actress-who-thinks-she's-not card.
"I'm very confident in how I project my personality," she says. "But in terms of how I look, I'm completely, hysterically insecure. I'm self-loathing, introverted and neurotic."
"I don't like being seen," she goes on. "I want to be invisible." Good thing she has the perfect pair of invisible shoes, no one will ever see her if she wears those.
But back to vagina power, Megs says she can count on one hand the number of guys she's gotten naked in front of, except she doesn't call them guys.
"I never call them guys. I always called them boys," she explains. "Maybe it’s a superiority complex—my needing to keep them down."
Her current boy is Brian Austin Green (we think) and she's cool with the commitment that involves. "I can flip on a switch in my brain, and even if the next Brad Pitt is standing next to me, I won't look at him. But I can also turn that switch off, and then I collect attractive boys."
And wait! There's more (it really never stops...):
Ok, we're cutting her off now.
Now that we've heard all she has to say, it's time to enjoy the starlet's varied moments in our Many Moods of Megan Fox gallery. Take a look!