"Wayans brothers will kick all their asses! Jonas Brothers might outlast us and win. But you let me catch one of them. I'll kick all the Jonas brothers' asses myself—I don't need Shawn and Keenen. I'll let Sean and Keenen take on the Baldwins."
—Marlon Wayans at a recent H'wood do, when we asked who would win in a fight, the Wayans bros. or the Jonas trio. Hmmm, does M.W.'s jokey answer count as child endangerment? We also aren't too sure temper-tantrum toughie Alec Baldwin would go down so easily