We really like Jenna Dewan and Channing Tatum.
They're superattractive, keep a cool, low profile and those Step Up movies are dreamy guilty pleasures.
So we gave them the benefit of the doubt when we heard that their July 11 wedding had a fairy theme. We hoped it was tasteful, and we did not mock.
But then Jenna had to go and post a photo of their wedding cake topper on her Twitter. It was custom-made to look like them. It's wrong on so many levels.
Does the G.I. Joe dude really need to have wings attached to his tuxedo? And how about that pose? Was Grandma Dewan comfortable seeing her grandchild straddling her husband-to-be?
At least it sounds like it tasted good. With alternating layers of red velvet and chocolate cake with chocolate fudge, all covered in "funfetti" frosting, how could it not?