Thanks to Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick, two babies were born and three men spent a few minutes (thus far) in the slammer.
Two local cops and a mayor's son have been booked in the Belmont County jail in Ohio. They were released shortly thereafter.
The cops, Barry Carpenter and Chad Dojack—both police chiefs—have been under investigation for breaking into the home of the Sex and the City star's surrogate and searching for fodder on the famous family they might be able to sell to tabloids.
The two voluntarily turned themselves in for what Sheriff Fred Thompson called "anticipatory processing." They were booked on unspecified charges and released.
As for the mayor's son…
No one seems to know just yet.
The connection between Bruce Callarik, the son of the Bridgeport, Ohio, mayor and father-in-law of Dojack, has yet to be made completely clear.
Carpenter and Dojack are scheduled to be arraigned Friday morning at Belmont County Court.
Neither the Martin's Ferry Police Department nor the Bridgeport Police would comment and referred calls to the mayors' offices, which have not yet responded.
At least a pair of good things came from this mess: Marion Loretta Elwell and Tabitha Hodge joined the Parker-Broderick family on June 22.
Marion and Tabitha are in adorable company in the Celeb Trend: Twins! gallery.