Forget Joe Jackson, sexy blond Belle Emily has the meanest dad in the world.
Watch him squint in anger! Hear him use the classic "stern, no-nonsense parent" voice! Marvel as he attempts to control the life choices of his daughter who's, what, 30?
And all because she wants to move to Las Vegas.
To become a prostitute.
Kidding! Actually, Emily is headed to Sin City to be a TV reporter, but worse than even that for daddy, she's met a guy. A guy who pops brands with the worst term possible: he's "special."
What he means by that is anybody's guess.