It takes a captain to mock a maverick.
William Shatner, the master of spoken-word peculiarity, turned up on The Tonight Show last night to deliver a little viral gem—a verbatim delivery of governor-no-more Sarah Palin's steadily more rambling, picnic-accompanied resignation speech.
It's no "Rocket Man." But it does have bongos.
Tina Fey may have nothing to worry about, but Palin herself? Oh, you betcha.
By the sounds of it, it's not just the rivers that are merciless.