Before getting our True Blood fix last night, we checked out Lindsay Lohan's latest flick, Labor Pains, which debuted on ABC Family. Our review in five words: Stick to spray tanning, Linds.
Not as genuinely funny as Mean Girls, and not as unintentionally hilarious as I Know Who Killed Me, the predictably heinous movie was more embarrassing for supersupporting talent like Cheryl Hines or Bonnie Somerville than it was for Lohan. We've grown to not expect much from Linds anymore. But babes like Cheryl and Bonnie are just going down with the skanky ship.
We even spoke to Somerville about it, and Bonnie dutifully relayed to us what it was really like to work with the infamous tabloid target: