Everyone loves talking crap about Hailey Glassman. That’s just what old friends are supposed to do once anyone starts getting even the least bit famous, otherwise they were never real friends at all.
Now let’s get this hatefest started.
A high school chum turned informant tells E! News his memories of Jon Gosselin's stoner sweetheart when she was a wild Marvelwood School senior. He reveals all kinds of crazy stuff like, get this, she played lacrosse and soccer in high school.
Just kidding. That’s not scandalous. But prom night was!
"At the prom, she kind of ended up in everybody’s rooms," he says. Ahhh! And that’s not it—she apparently knew just how to turn a boring field trip into superfun.
"I remember on a school trip once, she got completely wasted," Mr. McSource said. That’s Hailey, bringing the party everywhere she goes. Some people desperately trying to recapture their youth after being married to an emasculating nag for 10 years might actually appreciate that skill.
"She was a wannabe, kind of ditsy in her own way," the classmate goes on. "She just did what she could to fit in. She would just say the most absurd things at the worst possible times."
Full disclosure: Mr. McSource did some modeling back in high school and Hailey had a crush on him; he did not like her back. Ah, high school, so tragic.
Elsewhere on the Internet, another friendly source talks about Hailey: The College Years.
"Over winter break the first year she lost 20 pounds. When girls on the floor asked for her secret she said two words...'coke diet!'" this friend tells The Superficial. Also, Hailey was a gracious hostess during her sophomore Acapulco spring break trip.
"She spent all week hosting several football players in her room. The room was definitely not the only thing she provided (I heard about definite tag-team action)."
And finally, Jon has secured the purchase of a two-bedroom bachelor pad on Manhattan's Upper West Side, so get ready to party New York City!
—Reported by Lindsay Miller
If you want to find out more about Hailey Glassman's stoner past, check out the next chapter in her history.