• Jon Gosselin (or, rather, his doppelganger) is just looking for someone to sit on the other side of his couch and not care that he possibly started the rumors about Kate Gosselin hooking up with that bodyguard.
• Jerry Seinfeld "loves the creative process of making commercials." Right.
• Lady Gaga is totally broke because she's spent every penny she's earned on those totally broke outfits she wears.
• Keira Knightley is a hungry fairy princess.
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