Brian Ach/Getty Images• All the crazy fanggirls attacking Robert Pattinson in New York City are scaring him back to London and ruining the fun for everyone.
• This would be the red-band trailer for Megan Fox's new movie Jennifer's Body. Megs plays a superhot high school cheerleader who goes both ways and seduces boys to kill them. It's a real stretch for her.
• Monday boob-day! Not that we planned it, some days just work like this. Starting with the least NSFW first, we have the aforementioned Rihanna in her star-spangled pasties, closely followed by Lady Gaga in V magazine. And we'll finish up with Kanye, who now brings topless golden ladies to his performances.
• An Australian tabloid just one-upped every Robsten rumor that has ever existed up to this point. They just went all out and declared Kristen Stewart to be pregnant. Game over, we can all go home now.
• Oh, Miley Cyrus. Look at you in your knee-high leather boots, sprawled across a table for Elle magazine. You just never learn...
And, in our Big Picture gallery, Tori Spelling is wearing Ugg boots on the beach in Hawaii. Can someone explain this?