Too bad Gilles Marini wasn't around when Steve-O had his portrait taken for the NOH8 organization. We're sure the former Jackass stuntman would have tried to lock lips with his fellow Dancing With the Stars alum.
"If I could walk down the aisle with any male, it would be Gilles," the Steve-O tells us. "He's gorgeous in every sense of the word. He's an absolute cockthrob, and he's a really great guy."
So, who is Steve-O kinda puckering up to in the pic?
Why, it's none other than the 35-year-old daredevil's bodyguard, Reggie "Big Regg" Pace.
Another shot features a mashup of two separate shots of Steve-O in a tux and a wedding dress.
Steve-O believes Prop 8, the ballot initiative that outlawed same-sex unions in California when it passed in November, tarnishes the state's image.
"I've always thought of California as this really awesome, liberal, great place, and it's just such a total disappointment for the convenience of f--king gay-bashing," he said. "It's such a letdown that we seem to be the American capital for gay-bashing."
—Reporting by Dahvi Shira
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