After hearing the reports that Robert Pattinson may be in danger, waking up this morning to see him looking like he just got the beatdown of his life nearly had us crying in our coffee. (We're a little obsessed with the guy, in case you hadn't noticed.)
Thankfully, we were quickly informed that the whole bloody mess was not at all real, but merely a little makeup for a scene Rob was shooting in New York on Tuesday for that other movie, Remember Me.
You know, the one that has absolutely nothing to do with Twilight or New Moon. The one where Edward seems to completely forget about Bella and throw away all that they've shared just to suck face with some hussy! (Sorry, there we go again.)
Anyway, we're just glad our boy's OK, and didn't take a tumble like Bel-, er, Kristen Stewart on the set of The Runaways the other day...
Fortunately, nothing was bruised. Except maybe her ego.