Forget about Sienna Miller saying she's a "relationship person" and has never had a one-night stand. No need to dwell on something that is so clearly not true. You all know that, having voted her into the semifinals of Most Awful Celeb because of her slutty ways!
What we found most interesting about Ms. Miller's Vogue interview was how she felt the need to name drop ex-fiancé Jude Law...multiple times. When asked about "nannygate" as she calls it, Sienna told the reporter: "It's dangerous to bring this up... I talked about [Jude] in an interview not long ago, saying that I still love him, and he was like, 'Please stop talking about it.' "
But you all know the weirdest thing about this interview? It made us not totally hate her:
The fact that S.M. can be honest about herself is kind of refreshing. She admitted to not being proud about the Balthazar Getty thing, and when asked about her reputation, Sienna replied: "We have to be honest about it...It's pretty bad."
If you ask us, we think Jude crushing her heart is probably what sent Sienna on her trampy rampage. We're sure many wives out there don't forgive you for that, Mr. Law. Postnanny Sienna went into a slutty spiral. Seriously, Jude totally dicked her over, and in return, she must have felt the need to home-wreck other relationships out there.
"That was a very pivotal time in my life…It's a private moment when you get your heart broken for the first time, and that was the absolute antithesis of private," laughed Sienna. "I had people on the street being like, ''Ang in there, loov!' and all you want to do is crawl into a cave and weep for a week. When you have your heart broken for the first time, you gain depth."
Either way, we think this babe could use major guy-etiquette lessons. But read the interview and judge for yourselves if she made the hate a little more bearable.
—Additional reporting by Taryn Ryder