Rob Pattz is in New York City filming a non-Twilight related movie called Remember Me. So the ladies of NYC are pretty lucky—they might actually be able to catch a glimpse of the dreamboat.
It's not so lucky for Rob, on the other hand, who can barely walk to his trailer without crazed teen girls outmaneuvering security guards to forcibly hug the sparkle vampire, as evidenced in this video from our pals at Splash News.
And we get it, we know how great R.Pattz is and everything. But it just might be better to leave the squealing at home while browsing our If If Looks Could Kill: Rate Twilight's Rob Pattinson gallery and play it cool around him.
In fact, totally ignore him like you've never even heard of that vampire movie that everyone’s talking about. And so concludes this morning's session of the Vampire Pickup Artist.
For more on how Rob and the studios will handle the fans, check in later with the Awful Truth.