Move over, Jennifer Aniston.
Brüno wants a piece of your naked magazine turf.
Inside, however, Cohen's gay Austrian fashion journalist alter ego is shown in all states of dress...
There's the Abercrombie and Fitch-like football team pics. His shoulderpads and jockstrap are, of course, bedazzled. There's also the shiny vinyl S&M attire and his signature Roberto Cavalli animal-print underwear.
Bruno also offers tips on manscaping, wearing heels and gym essentials like nipple clamps.
If Cohen's use of the most horrendous of gay stereotypes rubs you the wrong way, ya may want to skip this GQ story. But if you find his flamboyant prancing about more funny than offensive, dig in. A little talk about anal bleaching never really hurt anyone.
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