The Today show proves just how difficult that fourth hour is to fill by staging some kind of Happy Days-inspired contest between Kathie Lee and Hoda to see who can create the most pointless desert. Or something. If that doesn't sound exciting, how about Kelly Ripa's rack revealed? No? Maybe Regis's man boobs? Rest assured, McHale juggles them all, just for you. And don't miss your Soup tonight at 10 p.m. ET/PT.