Morning Piss: Here We Go Again

Robin Wright Penn and Rihanna are way too silent about their men

By Ted Casablanca May 22, 2009 11:33 AMTags
Robin Wright Penn, RihannaPascal Le Segretain/Getty Images, Ray Tamarra/Getty Images

What do Rihanna and Robin Wright Penn have in common? Their mouths. Both talented women keep their traps shut way too much, I say. Way.

Sean Penn, and take it from me 'cause I hear the sleazy juice on this dude regularly, has been one of the worst Hollywood husbands in recent times. And in an age of Alec Baldwin, Mel Gibson and Eddie Murphy, this is saying quite a lot.

Yet, here we have Mrs. Penn with the opportunity to reunite with her divorcing, sparring spouse yet again! How many chances does this woman need to figure out her hubby's just not that into her, ultimately? Will Robin pathetically, sadly, predictably take him back one more time? Let's pray not.

Just like I'm sayin' a prayer right now for Rihanna. Can't she ditch the silly playtime girlie thing (if only for a sec, mind you, girlfriend more than deserves to get her kinky fun on) and finally speak out against or call out the schmuck who her hurt her so badly? It's what all of us are thinking every time we look at her healed face. Name the freak for exactly what he did and be done with it—and him.

But then, these are Rihanna's and Robin's lives to lead, not mine. It's just painful to watch, that's all.