• Why hire a Candy Girl when you can have Rihanna? Kanye West gets his embattled pal to writhe around and drive angry in his new video for "Paranoid."
• A tiny camera attached to a writing utensil only results in images of Ben Affleck's hairy arms.
• Hayden Panettiere's tattoo has a typo. What is that, a tat-o?
• Apparently there's still such thing as the cover of a single even though CD singles seem to have gone the way of the dinosaur. Anyway, someone put a target on Britney Spears' face for "Radar."
• Be wary of text messages from Josh Lucas.
• Dear Tyrese: Thanks for forgetting to put license plates on your fancy new car. We needed a good laugh this morning. Love, Rise 'n' Shine
Those ladies of the Gratuitous Gallery of the Gorgeous Gals of Summer sure do sizzle.
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