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Not only is Mel Gibson, estranged husband to wife Robyn Gibson, shacking up with a younger model while he's still married, now she's possibly pregnant! How much more marital discord does Gibson plan on putting Robyn through?
His never-ending work, his alcoholism, his arrest viewed worldwide—those just combine to form the tip of the meltdown iceberg. We did our own digging with Gibson's rep regarding the procreation news, and he offered an all-too-telling response:
"No comment" on the alleged love child between Gibson and Oksana Grigorieva. And we all know what pleading the Fifth means when it comes to protecting celebrities' lives. He may as well have said "duh" and given us the baby shower registry. But that's just us being wiseasses, do forgive us, please. That's the Christ-like thing to do, right?
Speaking of which, we must ask: Was Passion of the Christ just a brilliant marketing ploy to get the deeply religious demographic back on Mel's aging side? 'Cause a so-called Catholic guy like Gibson sure has no problem cheating on and divorcing his wife, and then knocking up his new girlfriend out of wedlock—should this info be true, natch. Jeez, it's all as disgustingly hypocritical as Miss Cali!
Or are they planning to wed after all? The repper replied with such delicious, teasing anticipation, "Stay tuned."
Love it. Mel Gibson's the new Donald Trump, dumping the long-suffering partner and mother to his kids for some model type he'll probably be bored with by the time all his hair falls out. What is it with these midlife freaks?
—Additional reporting by Becky Bain