• In case you hadn't noticed, people are reacting quite passionately to Donald Trump letting Miss California off the hook. We think Rosanne Barr summarized it best, calling the Donald a "pimp daddy" and Carrie Prejean "two silicone bags on heels." (Pottymouth Adrianne Curry could learn a thing or two from her.)
• No need to feel "unworldly," Mariah Carey. You have a really good point—is Cannes pronounced "can o' tuna" or "con artist"? (By the way, make sure you check out the trailer for her Precious new movie!)
• Tweet Topic: We're hoping more people will pick up on this important topic (almost as important as Larry's up there). Thanks, Diddy, for getting us started.
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