Caught! Pam Anderson Hates Pants

Pammy flies trouser-free; Mark Wahlberg dines without his girlfriend

By Ted Casablanca Apr 28, 2009 7:43 PMTags
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Pamela Anderson, sashaying through the American Airlines terminal at LAX around 5 ayem. Pammy-pie had her own private escort—ya know how those terminals can be so gosh darn confusing, espesh for a blonde.

The babe, rockin' total bedroom hair, looked pretty damn amazing for a gal her age, wearing casual flight gear: white, supershort T-shirt dress and five-inch nude patent heels. Did they start opening gentlemen's clubs at airports?

One celeb also dubiously dressed for public consumption was...

Mark Wahlberg, eating Sunday breakfast at the Beverly Hills Hotel. The former Marky Mark holed up in a corner booth with a bunch of tattooed kids at the Polo Lounge. Is he mentoring a bunch of urban youths or something?

The butch dude ordered egg whites—how healthy!—and also gave his eyes some exercise, staring at a gorgeous brunette entering the lux eatery...and it wasn't Mrs. Wahlberg-to-be, either, if you were wondering. Enjoy the eye candy while ya can, M!

One gal getting everyone's attention was...

Jane Lynch, attending Unwigged & Unplugged at the Wiltern, an acoustic show from the Mighty Wind and Spinal Tap guys. The blond comedian was resplendent in a brown satin jacket and had fans flying at her the millisec she stepped into the lobby. See? Even older women can get the JoBros treatment every once in a while.

But the babe who stole the show's afterparty was...

Jamie Lee Curtis, making a cameo to support her hubby, Christopher Guest. JLC looked totally fab and way fit in a white, fitted tee and black pants—guess that Activia yogurt J promotes benefits more than your bowels!

Also looking super fit in Vegas was...

Mel B, continuing her stripper-esque gig in Peepshow at Planet Hollywood. Mel bared, like, a lot, showing off her ridiculously toned bod. Eddie Murphy, you messed up big-time! The Spice Girl told some fans after that it was all thanks to her workout video. Nice self-promoting girl, maybe she'd picked up some tips from Lindsay Lohan the other weekend? Speaking of tart topics, M said Linds will definitely not be joining the cast.

Also working and playing in Sin City...

Ryan Seacrest, Randy Jackson and Simon Cowell all hit up Vegas hot spot XS at the Encore at the Wynn. The American Idol crew totally get along when the cameras aren't rolling, as the three guys enjoyed their table in the center of the club. It also didn't hurt that gaggles of fans were swarming the booby dude troika, all vying and dancing for their attention.

Paris who? The security around the A.I. table trumped Hiltons Paris, Nicky and Doug (né, Reinhardt), who also showed up later in the night.

—Additional reporting by Becky Bain, Taryn Ryder and Susan Michals