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Kristen Stewart and Michael Arangano have no heat

By Ted Casablanca Apr 27, 2009 7:45 PMTags
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Recent pics of Kristen Stewart and her whatever-boyfriend, Michael Angarano, surfaced over the weekend, and they are simply presh!

Calling Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal, you've got competition. K and M look way more like brother and sister in the PDA show than some steamy couple. The whole jumping on the back scenario looks super best bud-like, no?

For a girl who is notoriously private, these pics seem more like some staged photo shoot than a romantic day out on the town.

If Michael and Kristen were supposedly the ones in a forbidden romance they would freaking hide it better than this! The photo sesh looks more like Kristen is playing nice for the suits, pushing that faithful, good-girlfriend persona execs need their PG fans to buy.

Anyone else think something's off here?